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Elon Musk to Start Couch Surfing – Grimes Is a Hero for Keeping Him Around

Last Updated September 23, 2020 1:57 PM
Aaron Weaver
Last Updated September 23, 2020 1:57 PM
  • Elon Musk recently said he would probably “stay with friends” once he sold his houses.
  • He didn’t mention his girlfriend and newborn child.
  • Grimes must be some kind of saint to stick by Elon Musk.

Elon Musk has become one of the more divisive public figures in America. People either think he’s brilliant, or an idiot, or a brilliant idiot.

Last month, he announced that he’d be selling all of his houses. Now, the billionaire will allegedly start couch surfing. Whether or not this a genius move, his partner, and mother of his newborn child, Grimes, has to be getting exhausted.

Elon Musk
Elon Musk waits until he has a new baby to abandon all of his possessions. | Source: Twitter 

Can you imagine being in a relationship with this guy?

Elon Musk Has a ‘Plan’

He doesn’t have a good plan, but he has a plan. Elon Musk told Bloomberg  how he intends to handle his new “house-free” lifestyle.

I’d rather just stay with friends and rotate among their houses and stay in the factories when there are issues. I kind of like that better. It’s less lonely.

During a global pandemic that features a highly contagious disease, Elon Musk plans to sell his houses and live with other people? Great idea, man.

Maybe when the California wildfires inevitably start back up, he’ll get the idea to stay in a log cabin downwind.

But Musk believes that the pandemic is being overblown.

He continued:

I think when the dust settles it will be obvious this was much less of an issue than people thought.

Well, the dust is far from settling, and the world has already counted 340,000 coronavirus deaths.  That’s likely doesn’t include accurate numbers from China.

Grimes – We See You

Elon Musk’s partner, Canadian singer Grimes is a true hero. She’s somehow sticking by this man, despite his treatment of the new mother.

Are she and the baby formerly known as X Æ A-12, getting kicked out of their home as well? Do they have to surf couches amidst a global crisis? Is daddy even around?

Why did Musk say crashing at friend’s houses was “less lonely”? He has a family and a newborn child! He should be at the extreme opposite end of “lonely.”

But maybe a family isn’t enough. He’s previously indicated that he has some severe issues with loneliness.

In a 2017 interview with Rolling Stone, Musk said,

When I was a child, there’s one thing I said. I never want to be alone.


Can you imagine what type of mess he’d if Grimes wasn’t around? We owe her a giant, “thank you.”

“My Girlfriend Is Mad at Me”

What else does Elon Musk expect when he goes on outrageous tweetstorms?  Earlier this month, he set one off by saying the Tesla stock price was too high. He continued, tweeting that he would be “selling almost all physical possessions.” Then he tweeted, “give people back their FREEDOM!”

Did he ever stop to consider his liberal girlfriend while he was empowering predominantly right-wing protestors? Grimes is a known Bernie Sanders supporter, who was “hard, hard, hard left”  before she met Musk.

Naturally, she was mad, as Musk made abundantly clear to his 34 million Twitter followers.

Elon Musk
Yeah, we know, dude. | Source: Twitter 

Musk told Bloomberg that some of his tweets were “extremely dumb” and “it’s not like I stand by all the tweets I’ve ever done.”

But if he’s this unhinged in a medium where he has infinite time to stop, think, and edit his thoughts, can you imagine talking to the guy daily?

The most incredible thing is not Musk standing by some of his tweets; it’s that Grimes is standing by him at all.

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