NASA Bigwig Defies Science, Boldly Declares ‘Pluto Is a Planet’

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Last Friday NASA administrator Jim Bridenstine bucked scientific consensus by boldly declaring that Pluto is indeed a planet. | Source: NASA / Handout via REUTERS (i), YouTube/Face The Nation (ii). Image Edited by

By NASA administrator Jim Bridenstine is not impressed with the scientific establishment. Last Friday (Aug. 23), the contrarian boldly declared that – astronomer consensus be damned – Pluto is a planet.


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Planet Pluto Is Not a Team Player

Pluto’s been trapped in exile for more than a decade.

In 2006, astronomers at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) dropped Pluto from the big boys club after arbitrarily changing the rules of the game.

Like a badly-organized neighborhood watch, Pluto lost its stature because – according to science – only real planets clear out the communal riff-raff of asteroids and dwarf planets as they orbit the sun.


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For the last 13 years, Pluto was demoted to “dwarf” status, just waiting for its knight-in-shining-armor NASA-official-in-plaid-suit to come to the rescue.

Well, that time is apparently now thanks to the public antics of Mr. Bridenstine. The NASA administrator is sticking his neck out on this one, risking a severe backlash from the scientific community which has grown all too accustomed to the consensus.

What’s a Humble Dwarf Planet to Do?

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Pluto. That rock whose heart you broke in 2006. | Source: Twitter

Absent a return to pre-2006 scientific playbook, we could always just threaten to nuke the planet space rock, Elon Musk style. Maybe that would help the little fella get his act together.

Or perhaps it’s finally time to swap out that one planet who’s always attracted the butt-end of galactic jokes. As on astute commentator via RT speculates:

“I’m sure Uranus wouldn’t mind switching places. That gas-spewing entity needs a vacation.”

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