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Ted Cruz Exposes His Doppelganger on The Office - Hint: It's Not Dwight

Ted Cruz reveals Kevin Malone is his doppelganger from The Office.

Senator Ted Cruz tweeted Monday that he grew a beard to keep people from confusing him with Kevin Malone from The Office. That was in response to a story in the New York Post about 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful Julian Castro. Apparently, the former Obama HUD Secretary's identical twin brother (a US representative from Texas) has grown a beard to avoid mix-ups. Same, but Kevin Malone...

Ted Cruz Outraged as Nike Yanks Controversial Flag Sneaker

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Nike’s decision to yank the Air Max 1 Betsy Ross release sneakers has received mixed responses from commentators, although some of them may have gotten their flags mixed up. Betsy Ross Flag Deemed Offensive Former NFL quarterback and political activist Colin Kaepernick criticized the manufacturer for plans to release a shoe with Betsy Ross’ 13-star flag on the heel. The flag has come to be...

Ted Cruz and AOC Shockingly Join Bipartisan Fight to Drain the Swamp

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By CCN: Light the beacons! In an astonishing turn of events, it appears Ted Cruz and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez agree on something. Referencing AOC's tweet, Cruz outlines their allied belief that former members of Congress should not be able to become lobbyists in Washington, D.C. Here’s something I don’t say often: on this point, I AGREE with @AOC Indeed, I have long called for a LIFETIME BAN on...

Elon Musk Reveals Space Pirate Dreams After Hilarious Ted Cruz Speech

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By CCN: With all the actual problems facing the modern world, one intergalactic crisis you probably didn’t expect to hear a US senator sounding the alarm about is the horde of space pirates terrorizing the Milky Way. Yet Sen. Ted Cruz - formerly "Lyin' Ted" and now Trump’s best pal - says he is genuinely, deeply, worried about the need for a Space Force. Maybe he has a point, though, as SpaceX...

Seinfeld Actor Jason Alexander Slams 'Jerk' Ted Cruz in 2020 Presidential Burn

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By CCN.com: Former presidential candidate Ted Cruz walked right into a comedic slam when he tried to make a Seinfeld joke on Twitter this week. His failed humor drew the attention of Seinfeld actor Jason Alexander (who played George Costanza on the cult sitcom) who called the Republican senator a “jerk.” Michael Bennet’s campaign is a Seinfeld campaign—about nothing—that typifies the Left’s empty...