Sun’s Law: The Only Explanation for This Tron Dumpster Fire
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a Tron announcement will never be quite what it seems, and “Sun’s Law”...
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America/New_York Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Dow Rallies 100 Points After Trump and Pelosi Avert Govt Shutdown
The Dow extended its recovery on Tuesday after the Trump administration struck a deal with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi...
The Stock Market Chart Trump Doesn’t Want You to See
President Donald Trump hardly ever resists the urge to congratulate himself for single-handedly catalyzing a stock market boom, the likes...
Dow Climbs as Trump Officials Prep for Crucial Beijing Trip
The Dow Jones began the week on a high note as the White House prepared to send its top...
Stock Market Reverses Gains After Trump Slams Fed
The Dow Jones and other bellwether stock market indices pared gains on Friday after President Trump slammed the Federal Reserve...
Dow Aggressively Rallies as Fed Sharpens Its Rate-Cutting Knife
The Dow prepared to mount an aggressive recovery on Friday after multiple Fed officials appeared to signal the need for...
Dow Teeters as ANOTHER Government Shutdown Threatens Economy
The Dow and US stock market risked falling for a third consecutive day as a confluence of bearish factors...
Newsflash: Bitcoin Price Skyrockets to $10,000 to Reverse Brutal Plunge
The bitcoin price might be down, but don’t ever count it out. After sinking as low as $9,049 on...
Mnuchin Warns Bitcoin Users of ‘Very, Very Strong’ Regulations
US Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin again turned his attention to bitcoin this week, warning that the Trump administration would pursue...
Chris Pratt’s ‘Racist’ Shirt Angers Web – But Not for the Reason You Think
A Yahoo article profiling criticism of Hollywood A-lister Chris Pratt for allegedly wearing a racist and "white supremacist" t-shirt has...
Dow Winces as Trade War Overwhelms Crucial Stocks
The Dow teetered toward a loss on Wednesday after President Trump exposed a lack of confidence in the state of...
Jamie Dimon Just Threw Serious Shade at Facebook & Libra
Despite his best efforts, Jamie Dimon has never been one to mince words on the subject of cryptocurrency. So it...
Dow Spins Tires as Timid Investors Plow Back Into Stocks
The Dow struggled to assemble a fifth consecutive gain on Tuesday, even as timid investors raced back into equities just...
Breaking: Top GOP Congressman Defies Trump, Says ‘I Like Bitcoin’
One of Donald Trump's top allies in Congress has diverged from the president on what has suddenly become one of...
The Bitcoin Price Surged Because Mnuchin Made This Crucial Remark
The bitcoin price surged to an intraday high on Monday after US Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin made a crucial comment...
Watch Steven Mnuchin’s Surprise Press Conference on Cryptocurrency
The US Treasury Department made the surprise announcement on Monday that Secretary Steven Mnuchin would hold a press conference to...
1 Million Idiots Pledge to ‘Storm Area 51’ & John McAfee Is the Voice of Rea–Nevermind
At some point over the last week, "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us" transformed from a viral...
Dow Claws Higher, But Will These Trump Tweets Threaten Trade Deal?
The Dow attempted to claw to a new record high on Monday as a resilient US stock market brushed off...
Dow Stock Suddenly Plunges After DOJ Says It Lied About Cancer Threat
One of the thirty stocks that make up the Dow Jones Industrial Average suddenly found itself under pressure on Friday...
Dow Surges Even Higher But Morgan Stanley Calls for 10% Crash
The Dow eagerly sped toward a fourth consecutive gain on Friday, just one day after the stock market bellwether zoomed...
Twitter Is Down, Downdetector Confirms Outage
Yep, Twitter just went down, leaving social media addicts with no way to broadcast their stream-of-consciousness hot takes to the...
Investors Flee Stocks as S&P 500, Dow Smash Records
The Dow Jones Industrial Average and S&P 500 each set new records this week, barreling past 27,000 and 3,000, respectively,...
Dow Zooms Higher While Trump Flirts With ANOTHER Trade War
The Dow prepared to zoom higher for a second consecutive day after Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell all-but-confirmed that at...
Newsflash: Bitcoin Plunges 10% After Almost Setting New 2019 High
The bitcoin price sat within inches of setting a new yearly high. The bulls flinched, and the leading cryptocurrency promptly...
John McAfee Is Seemingly Missing & Secret Data Time-Bomb Is Ticking
John McAfee is apparently missing, and his...
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