Spooky Black Cat Perfectly Explains Sam Darnold’s Sudden Meltdown

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As the Haunting of Sam Darnold prepares to enter its fourth week, New York Jets fans should be relieved to discover that the cause of their franchise quarterback’s sudden meltdown has an explanation that has nothing to do with football. Last night, in their first game since Halloween, the hometown New York Giants and visiting … Read more

Sam Darnold Ghost Watch: It’s Time to Call Bill Murray & the Boys

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Halloween’s over, but Sam Darnold’s “seeing ghosts” confession continues to haunt him. Judging by his performance in the games that have followed, it doesn’t look like Darnold’s specters have vanished. So, New York Jets fans, who you gonna call? There was hope for the New York Jets and especially their young quarterback, Sam Darnold, entering … Read more

Sam Darnold’s Bizarre Medical Maladies Just Keep Getting Weirder

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Sam Darnold plays for the New York Jets, but one has to wonder if he spent his offseason in a place like New Orleans or Salem. After another strange injury, the second-year NFL quarterback appears to be under some kind of voodoo spell. According to the New York Daily News, Darnold limped in to practice … Read more

Bill Belichick Conspiracy Perfectly Explains Jets QB Sam Darnold’s Mono

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It’s easy to hate a winner. Especially in professional football. Especially when you’re talking about the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, and Bill Belichick. As much as football fans may hate this legendary dynasty, there is no denying that the team is being run by a coach who has been touched by the gods. Or … Read more