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December 31, 2019 2:23 PM UTC

New Year’s Resolutions for All 14 NBA Lottery Teams

Here's every NBA lottery team's best New Year's resolution to help them get from the bottom to the top. Or at least to the middle.

  • Too many NBA lottery teams are still trying to compete.
  • It’s time for many of them to focus on developing their young talent.
  • Some teams on the playoff-cusp should make a trade to shake things up.

NBA lottery teams all have one thing in common: they’re not good.

But all 14 lottery-bound teams can cling to some shred of hope (except for the Knicks). Here’s a New Year’s resolution to help every NBA team that’s currently out of the playoff hunt return to glory.

1. Atlanta Hawks

Hide the PEDs. The Hawks lost their second-best player, John Collins, for 25 games because he took growth hormone Peptide-2. Trae Young is tiny. Don’t let him get any ideas.

2. Charlotte Hornets

Bench the vets. James Borrego and the Hornets still seem to think they’re good. They’re not. Stop letting Marvin Williams and Nicholas Batum steal minutes from the young wings. It’s time to let them develop.

3. Chicago Bulls

Unleash Coby White. Coby White is the Bulls’ point guard of the future. They’re probably not making the playoffs. Start Coby White and let Tomas Satoransky shine from his comfort zone: the bench.

4. Cleveland Cavaliers

Keep the trade train rolling. The Jordan Clarkson trade got things started. Now the Cavs need to soldier on and swap out Kevin Love and Tristan Thompson for some talented young bigs or draft picks.

5. Detroit Pistons

Trade Everyone. Trade Andre Drummond, Blake Griffin, all of them. Build around – gulp – Luke Kennard and Christian Wood.

It sounds bleak, and it is. But that’s what happens when you trade players like Khris Middleton and Spencer Dinwiddie for Brandon Jennings and Cameron Bairstow.

6. Golden State Warriors

Get a talented wing. Minnesota might be interested in D’Angelo Russell. Adding Robert Covington and/or Andrew Wiggins would set the Dubs up nicely for a deep run next year.

7. Memphis Grizzlies

Free Andre Iguodala. The Grizzlies are in the midst of a fantastic rebuild. If they can’t find a trade partner for Iggy, they should buy him out and let him help a contender.

8. Minnesota Timberwolves

Trade for D’Angelo Russell. Karl-Anthony Towns is unhappy. KAT is friends with Russell. Friends make you happy. Even if it takes Andrew Wiggins and Robert Covington, make it happen or lose one of the game’s best players.

9. New Orleans Pelicans

Stay the course. The Pelicans finally have some swagger. Play out January, and if they keep winning, run it back next year. If they regress back to the bottom, trade the vets and actually feel the pain of losing Anthony Davis.

10. New York Knicks

Please, stop. Stop pretending free agents want you. Stop adding players to help you win now. And stop firing coaches. Accept that you’re a lousy team and build from the bottom up. See if anyone will give you anything for players like Julius Randle and Marcus Morris.

11. Phoenix Suns

Return to basics. The Suns were 8th in defensive rating in October, 21st in November, and 25th in December. If they want to recapture that early season magic, they’ll need to do it on defense.

12. Portland Trail Blazers

Trade CJ McCollum. It would hurt, but the Blazers desperately need a quality wing player. Maybe CJ for Aaron Gordon and Terrence Ross? If Damian Lillard allows it, a trade is their best hope for improvement.

13. Sacramento Kings

Trade Harrison Barnes. And keep Bogdan Bogdanovic. Let your young stars get healthy and accept that this season is probably a wash.

14. Washington Wizards

Keep uncovering gems. The Wizards keep unearthing hidden talent with players like Davis Bertans, Gary Payton II, and Thomas Bryant. If they can keep it up, they might not be entirely awful when John Wall returns.

This article was edited by Josiah Wilmoth.

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Last modified: January 22, 2020 11:40 PM UTC

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Aaron is a writer and editor for ccn.com. He has been a professional sports and entertainment writer for over ten years. After graduating with honors from Western Michigan University, he's written extensively for newspapers, websites, and various comedy shows and web series. Email: aaron.weaver@ccn.com

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