Miley Cyrus Is a Calculated Lothario – But She Only Loves Herself

April 2, 2020 1:00 PM UTC
Miley Cyrus will dump Cody Simpson in a hot minute when the likes dry up. Her trail of broken hearts proves one thing: she only loves herself.
  • Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson have been an item for six months, but it won’t last.
  • Simpson penned a sickeningly sweet lovestruck tribute to his girlfriend on his Instagram Stories.
  • While the pair are together now, it’s going to end in tragedy. Miley only loves herself.

Miley Cyrus might have been known as a clean-cut Disney starlet back in the day, but that was a long time ago.

When the star shed her Hannah Montana image, she traded it in for a hip-thrusting, tongue-poking new look that is distinctly anti-feminist. Cyrus was having a Britney 2007 moment for the Instagram era, but the real worry is that fans continue to eat it up.

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I’m all for showing yourself some love, but Miley Cyrus takes it to a new level with her egocentric antics. Her highly-publicized relationships are just one small fragment of an ever-boring performance the Wrecking Ball singer puts on for us.

Cody Simpson shared a gushing tribute to his superstar girlfriend to celebrate six months as an item, but little does he know he’s just another flash in the pan.

Miley Cyrus Is in Love with Herself

Poor Liam couldn’t escape Miley’s clutches. | Source: Featureflash Photo Agency/Shutterstock.com

When Miley managed to get Australian star Liam Hemsworth back in her clutches, it was a sad day for humankind. The mild-mannered actor already lives in the shadow of his older brother Chris, and it had seemed like he finally managed to escape Miley. But it wasn’t to be.

What’s worse, Miley married the sucker, only to dump him just a few months later in 2019. It begs the question, why did she do it? She probably just wanted to wear a white dress and pump up her Instagram likes.

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After all, this is a woman that has spent the better half of the last ten years writhing around on the floor like a back alley hooker. The horror show didn’t stop there either.

Before Liam’s side of the bed was even cold, Miley jumped into a fling with reality TV starlet and ex-wife of Brody Jenner, Kaitlynn Carter. Love is love, but Miley knew this girl-on-girl fling was going to attract some serious attention. She was betting on it.

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This Shameless Singer Is Her Own Marketing Machine

It’s no secret that Miley courts controversy, but her motives are questionable at best. She isn’t the unabashed starlet pushing for equality like she claims to be.

She’s a calculated lothario that left a decade-long relationship with a man who adored her, to jump into the first hot pair of arms she saw. What’s more, she plastered it all over the internet. I’d place bets on Miley being the type of celebrity to tip off the paparazzi herself.

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Sadly, the insanity continues. After Miley got bored with Kaitlynn, she was quickly posting pictures of someone else. This time, the unsuspecting victim is Australian singer Cody Simpson. Their union may be sticking for now, but make no mistake, Cody.

Miley Cyrus will dump you in a hot minute the moment the likes dry up. Six months may seem like gold now, but you’ll soon be wishing you spent them with someone – anyone – else.

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