Martha Stewart created a social media classic with her Hamptons pool selfie – and we are 100 percent here for it!
Martha Stewart is living her best life. After becoming a viral internet sensation, the 78-year-old domestic goddess dragged Chelsea Handler for her life when the comedian tried to emulate her.
Step aside, Kylie Jenner. All hail your new Instagram queen.
While the “image” of Martha Stewart has always appeared to be one of a wealthy white woman from Connecticut who is more concerned with appearances and high-society gossip pages, the reality is much, much different.
Beneath her lavender-cookie-making exterior lies the heart of a gangsta.
She was born Martha Kostyra in Jersey City, the product of middle-class Polish immigrant parents. Long before she was a household name, she babysat for celebrities to earn extra money.
Her BFF is none other than Snoop Dogg.
And don’t forget she did five months of hard time.
So when Chelsea Handler tried it by mocking her instantly-legendary poolside selfie, Martha Stewart let it be known that you never come for Auntie Martha unless she sends for you.
At 78 years old, Stewart has spent her entire life building a veritable empire. Her name has become synonymous with “domestic living.”
And she’s earned both street cred and high society respect, something that few – if any – can achieve.
If Martha Stewart wants to spend the rest of her days taking selfies in her pool while enjoying sweet, sweet loving from a very handsome and tattooed hottie, let her do her!
Forget “Instagram flexing” – the domestic goddess is here to show us all how it’s really done. Get it, Martha!
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