Lindsay Lohan just cornered us all this coronavirus pandemic to by dropping her new single. | Source: Photo by Joel Ryan/Invision/AP, File
Lindsay Lohan, the 33-year-old movie star turned pop artist, posted “I’m back!” on social media early Tuesday, with a short compilation of news clips highlighting her tumultuous career.
Lohan, who faded into obscurity a decade ago after substance abuse issues and legal problems , announced her revival with the tease of a new song to mixed reactions online.
No matter how catchy or popular Lindsay’s new music might be, it’s pretty tone-deaf to make such a dazzling, mysterious announcement and expect anyone to pay any attention to you when the world is in such chaos.
You can watch the short teaser below:
In 2018, Lohan posted a video of herself accosting parents who she said were trafficking their children – and was promptly punched in the face after she wouldn’t stop following them. This incident isn’t a good look being just a couple of years before this point, and so close to Lohan’s supposed “comeback”.
“Bossy”, Lohan’s last song released in 2008 led to over a glorious decade free of Lohan’s atrocious song-writing.
From “Bossy”:
Stop touching me
Without permission
Don’t disobey
Answer to me
Said if you want to play
Follow direction
We do this my way
Some users online threw barbs at Lohan…
…While others couldn’t contain their excitement .
The Lohan-less decade of serenity will soon draw to an end. Prepare your ears and enjoy it while it lasts.