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Lindsay Lohan Checkmates the World in Pandemic to Declare ‘I’m Back!’

Is it a coincidence that Lindsay Lohan announced this new single while we're all trapped inside in the middle of a global pandemic?

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Lindsay Lohan just cornered us all this coronavirus pandemic to by dropping her new single. | Source: Photo by Joel Ryan/Invision/AP, File

  • Lindsay Lohan teased a new single, saying “I’m Back!” alongside a mysterious video compilation of her career.
  • Reaction online was mixed, with some expressing excitement and others drawing a groan from the announcement.
  • The Lohan-less decade between her last release of “Bossy” in 2008 and this new teaser signals that a new scourge is coming soon.

Lindsay Lohan, the 33-year-old movie star turned pop artist, posted “I’m back!” on social media early Tuesday, with a short compilation of news clips highlighting her tumultuous career.

Lohan, who faded into obscurity a decade ago after substance abuse issues and legal problems, announced her revival with the tease of a new song to mixed reactions online.

No matter how catchy or popular Lindsay’s new music might be, it’s pretty tone-deaf to make such a dazzling, mysterious announcement and expect anyone to pay any attention to you when the world is in such chaos.

Is it a coincidence that Lohan announced this while we’re all trapped indoors in the middle of a pandemic?

You can watch the short teaser below:

Lohan starred in Among The Shadows last year, marking her debut back to film.

In 2018, Lohan posted a video of herself accosting parents who she said were trafficking their children – and was promptly punched in the face after she wouldn’t stop following them. This incident isn’t a good look being just a couple of years before this point, and so close to Lohan’s supposed “comeback”.

“Bossy”, Lohan’s last song released in 2008 led to over a glorious decade free of Lohan’s atrocious song-writing.

From “Bossy”:

Stop touching me
Without permission
Don’t disobey
Answer to me
Said if you want to play
Follow direction
We do this my way

Some users online threw barbs at Lohan…

Source: Twitter
Source: Twitter

…While others couldn’t contain their excitement.

The Lohan-less decade of serenity will soon draw to an end. Prepare your ears and enjoy it while it lasts.

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Last modified: September 23, 2020 1:47 PM

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