Lindsay Lohan, the 33-year-old movie star turned pop artist, posted “I’m back!” on social media early Tuesday, with a short compilation of news clips highlighting her tumultuous career.
Lohan, who faded into obscurity a decade ago after substance abuse issues and legal problems , announced her revival with the tease of a new song to mixed reactions online.
No matter how catchy or popular Lindsay’s new music might be, it’s pretty tone-deaf to make such a dazzling, mysterious announcement and expect anyone to pay any attention to you when the world is in such chaos.
You can watch the short teaser below:
In 2018, Lohan posted a video of herself accosting parents who she said were trafficking their children – and was promptly punched in the face after she wouldn’t stop following them. This incident isn’t a good look being just a couple of years before this point, and so close to Lohan’s supposed “comeback”.
“Bossy”, Lohan’s last song released in 2008 led to over a glorious decade free of Lohan’s atrocious song-writing.
Stop touching me
Answer to me
Said if you want to play
We do this my way
Some users online threw barbs at Lohan…
…While others couldn’t contain their excitement .
The Lohan-less decade of serenity will soon draw to an end. Prepare your ears and enjoy it while it lasts.